| Hank: | John, If money were no object, what kind of party would you throw and where? |
| John: | If money were no object I wouldn't throw a party. |
| Hank: | I would. I would throw Vidcon! |
| John: | I like to be by myself. Or with my family like... |
| Hank: | No. No, I have a new answer. |
| John: | Ok. |
| Hank: | I would throw a party...on Mars. If money were no object. |
| John: | And then you'd have one day of party and you... |
| Hank: | Just get on the ship and go back. |
| John: | Or die. |
| Hank: | Right, no. You just party. |
| John: | Party 'till you die. |
| Hank: | Everybody just runs on "Uuuuh Partyyyyy". |
| John: | "Blashhh" And then they just burn to death. Within hours. |
| Hank: | Burn? |
| John: | I don't know. What do I know about the...? |
| Hank: | It's cold. |
| John: | Is it cold on Mars? |
| Hank: | It's cold on Mars. |
| John: | Really? |
| Hank: | It's cold on Mars. |
| John: | Really? |
| Hank: | It's cold on Mars. |
| John: | Are you positive? |
| Hank: | Yep. |
| John: | The whole time? All year 'round? Even in the summer? |
| Hank: | It's cold on Mars. Sorry. |
| John: | Even in the, like. Even in August? |
| Hank: | It's cold. |
| John: | Right at the equator? |
| Hank: | It's cold. |
| John: | Right at the Martian equator? |
| Hank: | It's cold. |
| John: | 'cause it's farther from the Earth? It's that why? |
| Hank: | Yes. It's farther from the sun. It has nothing to do with how far it is from Earth. |
| John: | Wait. You're telling me that heat is not produced by Earth? Now everything is being overturned. Next you will tell me that the Earth isn't the center of the universe. Or that six to the fifth power isn't four! |
| Hank: | You're bad at being a nerd. |
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I’m not sure how many books I actually read per year… so this could be really easy or really hard. The plan is to aim for 50 books read by New Year’s Day, 2013. And just because I’m interested, I’m going to put movies I watch as well.
January 2012
Currently reading: The Long Walk - Stephen King, Cross Stitch - Diana Gabaldon
Books I need to finish before I start anymore new books: Sword of Shannara - Terry Brooks, Stephen Fry’s Complete and Utter History of Classical Music, The Last Resort - Douglas Rogers, Silverthorn - Raymond Feist
Movies watched: Killers (2010), Warhorse (2011), 500 Days of Summer (2009), We Bought A Zoo (2011)
Music For The Hearing Impaired of the Day: The White Stripes’ “We’re Going To Be Friends” gets an ASL adaptation courtesy of the Deaf Professional Arts Network.
[d-pan.]
(Source: thedailywhat)
Dalton Ghetti uses three basic tools to make his incredible creations – a razor blade, sewing needle and sculpting knife. He even refuses to use a magnifying glass and has never sold any of his work, only given it away to friends. He said: “I use the sewing needle to make holes or dig into the graphite. I scratch and create lines and turn the graphite around slowly in my hand”
Full article and more pics at: http://oddstuffmagazine.com/extraordinary-art-on-pencil-tips-by-dalton-ghetti.html
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GIVEAWAY!!!!
Ok so to kick off the school year I wanted to do a few give aways!!! so here he have a House Price shirt giveaway. Winner gets the house shirt of their choosing on a american apparel shirt in any color including black. This is a contest for both US and international peeps! you have 20 chances to enter!!
Rules:
YOU MUST BE FOLLOWING MY BLOG (WISESHOTS.TUMBLR.COM)
YOU ONLY HAVE 10 LIKES
YOU ONLY HAVE 10 REBLOGS
thats it
contest ends october 15th 2011
happy entries
This is for marimyra. Hope you like it! :)
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Amazing!! My math and music brains just collided again!!!
(Source: thedailywhat)
The cork on your new staple is impossible to put in the oboe without Herculean feats of strength. You are not Hercules…
YOU MUST WATCH THIS!
3500 pound walrus practices his vocalizations
Beats by Jane
Lights Out: We saved the best for last.
[vvv]
Penny Playing Fetch By Herself | Video
Slo-Mo Thing of the Day: Remember the “Blow Job” photo series that made the rounds last month? Here’s the way-more-awesome video, from...
npr:
A 9-year-old boy who built an elaborate cardboard arcade inside his dad’s used auto parts store is about to have the best day of his...
OMG! Adorbz of the Day: Dad asks his adorable baby daughter to play favourites.
[sisfti.]
DIY kids upcycled snack pack!
Via: Home-designing.